New 2008 Pricing on the Horizon!

In this ever changing world,
Computers are getting faster,
Cars are getting cleaner,
The oceans are getting higher,
Gym teachers are getting meaner.

Cell phones are getting smaller,
Ipods are getting thinner,
The great American dollar,
May not come out the winner.

Two bucks will get you a Red Bull,
And a five will get you a latte,
A buck fifty will get you a Euro,
This is indeed no par-tay.

Beware the Ides of March,
As prices begin to surge
A harbinger of expansion,
This is not the time to splurge.

Behold two thousand eight pricing,
Will reflect this recent event,
As our prices will increase,
And March 15th be sent.

April first will be effective,
New prices and no foolin’,
Be wary to consumers,
Our products leave them droolin’

Consider this a warning
Some changes are afoot,
Sitmatic forges forward,
Old pricing’s gone, ka-put.

Sitmatic now serving up Posh Kabobs

Will wonders never cease? Is the human imagination limitless? Can Sitmatic make the transition to food service? These are all questions that keep our designers driven toward discovering the ever-changing edge that is the furniture industry. Though we’ve seen it done before, meatballs served in the same building as do-it-yourself furniture made by the hardworking indigenous people of… wherever, Sitmatic will always bring something new to the proverbial dinner table.

Introducing Posh Beam. Our latest innovation preserves all of the sleek curves, skewered on diamond shaped extrusion and circular glides, it is truly unique to our other beloved lines. Compliments to Chef Abadie who cooked this one up in time for our spring line, this is one delicious chair we are proud to offer.

Another Valentine's Day...

Red roses, pink hearts and white doves make me sick. An annual reminder of how miserable I truly am. How could she do that to me? After all we went through… and now she’s gone. A hungry child cries is the distance, my apartment is dark and cold, my soup-for-one is nothing like the television commercial described, my hopes and dreams are a distant memory, my heart is shattered, my head is pounding, my back and bottom… feel great thanks to the one true friend I have left- Posh high back! Luscious curves, a warm embrace, she’ll never leave me… I think I’m in LOVE!

Peetie's Corner

Allow me to introduce Peetie. At home, he sits on a Sitmatic Model 161SX+2A/4312 Amethyst Crepe. He doesn't need the lumbar support. In fact, he never uses the backrest. For him, its all about location. In the action. Reviewing the numbers, spinning around.

It was my chair. Now it is not my chair. It's Peetie's chair. White hair and kibble crumbs. Nice.

Since I am spending more time at Sitmatic, and nobody else walks him, he is looking a little more troubled than usual.

Last night he left me a squishy reminder of his need for walks. Of course, his sense of humor remains intact. I found his "regalito" in my best shoes.

Thanks Peetie.

Where am I?

I just wandered in off the streets of Fullerton. I was at the corner of Gilbert and Malvern, holding my sign that reads "WILL SELL FURNITURE FOR FOOD". This man drove up in a hybrid, and asked me if I wanted a job. Doing what? He said "we'll figure it out."

The guy in the hybrid turns out to be Paul, the president. After picking up fuzz balls from the office carpet and cleaning the windows, he told me to contribute to the blog.

Here I am.

Where is that? I am not sure, but they're cranking out office and fixed seating like Santa's elves before the holidays.

They're talking about a whole bunch of new product and marketing initiatives. I don't think I am supposed to talk about it.

Anyway, I'll keep you all posted. Tell mom to feed Peetie and take him for a walk. I won't be home anytime soon.

Brian