Mother's Day Advice c/o Sitmatic

1) Do not give them a gym membership, it implies they are too husky- bad idea.

2) Do give them chocolates, though they will make them husky, it is still a good idea.

3) Do not give them a card with their age on it- this can be very depressing to mothers old and young.

4) Do give them compliments on how young they look- true or not, this is a good idea.

5) Do not give the gift of love in the form of a hug - this will leave mothers wanting- bad idea.

6) Do give them a hug with the gift of day passes to a spa treatment- good idea.

7) Do not give them the “Matrix trilogy” and then ask to borrow it that night- bad idea.

8) Do give them the “Best of Oprah” and sit and pretend you like it- selflessness good.

9) Do not bake them a pie… unless you know how to- in which case you are a massive sissy.

10) Do buy them a pie from the local bakery- these taste good and if you’re lucky, she might share some.


Take time to review these suggestions to ensure you are fully prepared for this Mother’s Day. By

the way, if you completely forget Mother’s day, better late than never to celebrate it as

Mother’s Month. And remember, Sitmatic has always got your back- more specifically, full

lumbar support.