Sitmatic: Sit happens

Sitmatic: your buns will thank you.

Sitmatic: You have the right to remain ergonomic.

Sitmatic: at least we aren’t selling bean bags.

Sitmatic, we aren’t complete morons.

Sitmatic: Have a seat.

Sitmatic: because no one can stand forever

Sitmatic, where chair geeks loiter

Sitmatic: raising cage free open range chairs

Sitmatic: 100% ergonomic

Sitmatic: Because we don’t completely suck.

Sitmatic, Because chicks dig chair geeks

Sitmatic: in the armpit of Fullerton

Sitmatic: all you can sit

Sitmatic: Sit as much as you like

Sitmatic: Mama told me there would be chairs like you.

Sitmatic, changing the world one butt at a time.

Sitmatic: Celebrating 2 holidays a year

Sitmatic: Zero calories.

Sitmatic: deep down, you know you want to be us.

Sitmatic: because gosh darn-it, people like you

Sitmatic: you buy it! You buy it!

Sitmatic: now available LOW CARB!

Sitmatic: because daddy didn’t love me.

Sitmatic: why settle for anything less

Sitmatic: Other chairs envy us

Sitmatic: don’t knock it till you try it

Sitmatic: were not that drunk.

Sitmatic: chair geeks rule

Sitmatic: kiss my lumbar

Sitmatic: we won’t ever make fun of you in public again

Sitmatic: Home of Happy Butt Harry