Sitmatic Announces a Stay of Execution for New Pricing

To everyone’s joint relief, the Governor called in the nick of time to save the new 2008 pricing from being executed on the first of April as was originally announced. Here is a transcription of the Governator’s own words…“Humans of the not too distant past, I am a cybernetic organism sent from the future to prevent Sitmatic’s 2008 price increase on April 1st, which would begin a series of events leading to humanities eventual annihilation. The date of execution must occur fifteen days later than planned in order to preserve your people’s way of life. April 15th 2008, Judgement day: new pricing will begin leading to Sitmatic’s continued expansion which will offset the inevitable judgement day for a time, and the impending apocalypse will be averted. Let this serve as an example, the future is never written, and we suffer no fate but our own.”

For those of you who don’t speak robot, our price increase will take place 4-15-08