Of dogs and chairs

Sing this to the Oscar Meyer melody:

My tail bone is-a ach'in,
its slamm'in against the wood!
This old chair is so crappy that,
my pain is understood.
The folks over at Sitmatic
have taken care of me,
my butt don't hurt, this chair is pert,
I'm gunna marry this 1-7-3!


Lyrics inspired by my son's new weiner dog "Ojo the cyclops dachshund"