New 2008 Pricing on the Horizon!

In this ever changing world,
Computers are getting faster,
Cars are getting cleaner,
The oceans are getting higher,
Gym teachers are getting meaner.
Cell phones are getting smaller,
Ipods are getting thinner,
The great American dollar,
May not come out the winner.
Two bucks will get you a Red Bull,
And a five will get you a latte,
A buck fifty will get you a Euro,
This is indeed no par-tay.
Beware the Ides of March,
As prices begin to surge
A harbinger of expansion,
This is not the time to splurge.
Behold two thousand eight pricing,
Will reflect this recent event,
As our prices will increase,
And March 15th be sent.
April first will be effective,
New prices and no foolin’,
Be wary to consumers,
Our products leave them droolin’
Consider this a warning
Some changes are afoot,
Sitmatic forges forward,
Old pricing’s gone, ka-put.

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