Monday, December 17, 2007

No matter what position you find yourself in, Sitmatic is there to support and comfort you


This lean mean kneeling machine is a custom built chair. We at Sitmatic pride ourselves in our ability to meet our customer’s specific needs. This latest creation was a result of a customer’s request to relieve pain from a hip condition. The seat, chest support and knee supports are all fully adjustable.

We maintain an ergonomic attitude in designing custom chairs just as we do our standard lines. In fact, we welcome the challenge. The difficult is routine at Sitmatic- the impossible has a little bit longer lead-time. Nontheless, we're willing to support you in any position you might find yourself in.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Speedy Orlando tears a hole in the fabric… of Space-Time!


Our production manager Orlando Moya is turning orders into chairs so fast that customers are actually receiving their chairs before they are ordered. That has us at a lead-time of negative one days. Impossible you say? Today’s leading physicists are flocking to Fullerton, CA to witness this incredible phenomenon. I know what you’re thinking, if the chair arrives the day before the order is placed, why place the order at all? To explain, we have a prepared statement from the father of quantum mechanics himself, Stephen Hawking:

A chair ordered from Sitmatic today and arriving yesterday can be explained in two ways. The first is much more complicated than the latter, let us discuss thusly. The assumption that an order can traverse the fabric of space-time is dependent upon first placing that order, even through you may be sitting in the very chair you are ordering. This can be explained through the existence of Anti-Orders, or, as they say in the furniture business… cancellations. These Anti-Orders are so permeable they slip backwards in time creating a gravitationally void bending the linear stream of Time upon itself and making this quantum delivery possible. Without Anti-Orders, a time warped Order can not exist; it is crucial to place the said Order so we don’t create a tear in the space-time continuum. The second way to explain this is a constant simply known as… clerical error.

So from us at Sitmatic SMFC, Keep those orders coming, our very existence may depend upon it.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dressing Up Tuxedo


Introducing the fabulous Tuxedo chair with a square headrest. This sleek design engages the round back Tuxedo matching every contour for a smooth unified look and feel. This particular chair is heading to Luke AFB in Arizona along with sixty-three others just like it. Stay tuned for our new Luke AFB photos, just like the Tuxedo installation link below:

http://www.sitmatic.com/Installations/InstTuxedo.htm

Keep informed by checking Sitmatic SMFC daily, we look forward to your input.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Holiday Hiatus








Sitmatic is gearing up for some serious down time during the holiday season. This year we plan to shut the doors both on Christmas Eve and on Christmas day!

In addition one week later we'll be pulling the same stunt with New Years!

Please respect our need to really let down this year... We promise to come back strong.

Looking For Love

Single chair guy looking for nice, freestanding girl (arms optional). Please call (800) ERG OLUV

Posh Goes to Court

Posh has gone to court with shocking frequency over the last several months.

It doesn't indicate a slide into delinquency but rather cunning legal moves. The Posh fits nicely in seating the jury, bailiff, council and even witnesses!

Throw in a High Back Posh for the Judge, some Tuxedo chairs in the audience and a Alpha chair with the new +1A armrests for the court reporter and the case is closed!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dieterich-Post Celebrates 90!


The Dieterich-Post Company, one of Sitmatic's oldest and most loyal dealers celebrates 90 years in business!

Perennially one of our largest dealers, The Dieterich Post Company has sold more than 45,000 Sitmatic chairs to the County of Los Angeles alone.

Congratulations!

Ergonomics Conference = Enlightenment

Sitmatic has just returned from the National Ergonomics Conference and Exposition where we get a chance to hang with the people that challenge us the most, but ultimately cause us to do our very best and most rewarding work.

The very best work that Sitmatic has done has been fulfilling requests from ergonomists to address specific, real world, human challenges. We always get a charge out of hanging with those people who have pushed us to be the best ergonomic seating company that we can be. Thanks!

"An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea."
Buddha

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

New +1A Armrest


Great News from Sitmatic!
Brand new features for the ergonomic armrest.

With the aide of the nation’s leading ergonomists, we are pleased to announce our standard armrest (+1A) has undergone complete redesign. The (+1A) is compatible with our Alpha, Beta, and Boss Task chairs. Functional improvements include:

- The arm cap nest now rotate 360°; an upgrade at no additional charge.

- The width adjusts with a smooth positive motion and now locks securely into 6 different positions by means of a lever.

- The height adjustment range has increased 33% from 3” to 4” and now starts at a lower level than before.

Just another of the exciting new changes to come from us at Sitmatic. Stay tuned!